that's an acceptable place to lick
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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