why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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