so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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