weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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