That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
