They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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