you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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