i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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