I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
