dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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