You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My penis needs a shock collar
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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