Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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