school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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