How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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