if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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