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We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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