yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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