I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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