I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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