a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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