awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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