normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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