YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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