I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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