what if I'm pregnant?
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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
