whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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