I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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