We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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