Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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