So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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