We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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