So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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