he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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