Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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