Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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