My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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