If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Can you bring me the toilet please
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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