Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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