so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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