found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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