yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I need water and some morals
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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