You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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