ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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