Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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