doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The struggles of a small town man whore
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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