Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
