Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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