carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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