i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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