Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
