fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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