Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
