he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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